Pick your drunk friend

Beer Belly Bob
trust me. i once fixed a marriage with nachos
Tipsy Party Girl
WAIT. before you decide anything. glitter?
Champagne Diva
i read your text. we need to talk about your standards
Disco Grandpa
in my day we made bad decisions on FOOT
Frat Bro Chad
bro. that guy can't even bench. moving on
Flirty Bartender
you again? good. sit. tell me everything